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[ | Feb 22nd, 11
12:22 pm
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ATTN: Adelarei Nicole Galloway. Be my date for the spring formal.
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[ | Feb 21st, 11
10:24 pm
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Thank you, all you inexplicably hormonal people, for making this the most entertaining birthday in recent memory. The excitement of being able to buy lottery tickets and cigarettes, vote for our nation's leaders, and be tried as an adult in a court of law really just pales in comparison to the opportunity for liberal observation of your obvious burning shame. Of course, considering I'm not much of a gambler or a smoker, am registered to vote in Michigan with no national election this year, and have no plans to be prosecuted any time soon, I'd have taken anything to make the big 18 less monotonous.
[Private to Eddie]
Any progress on the secret admirer front? Progress that does not involve accusing a girl who has an irrational hatred of your face, that is.
[Private to Petrovs]
Thanks, double trouble. I had my doubts about the inherent awesome factor of a zombie pinata, but you proved me wrong.
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